Hello to everyone! My name is Darby and my name is Linus and we are black-hooded rats.
L: We asked our mother to document our lives.
D: And since Mom has opposable thumbs, she was more than willing to help type!
L: Mom will reflect our experiences through your human language and then maybe she'll add comments of her own.
D: And give us Fruit Loops!
L: Maybe, but Fruit Loops are a treat.
D: Although we get some everyday!
Mom: Okay you two, it's time for bed.
D: Now?
L: But is actually like 11 am for us.
Mom: Well then I'm going to bed. Darby I put some Kleenox in the cage for the nesting box, it's supposed to be a little chilly tonight.
D: Can you give me some more, Linus eats the Kleenox.
Mom: Linus.
L: Well you give us cardboard to chew on and Kleenox is like cardboard just softer.
Mom: The Kleenox is meant for sleeping on not eating. Just don't eat too much. Alright then, say good-night
D: Night!
L: Until later.
About Me
- Darby and Linus
- Hi! Our names are Darby and Linus. Mom calls us black-hooded rats but we are just ourselves. We are brothers and roommates and while we may disagree on the placement of the nesting box or the food dishes, we usually get along fairly well. Right now, Mom says we are still a bit young to be wandering off alone but as we get older we hope to have many adventures and will probably get into some trouble!
My Blog List
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The Night Sea Journey14 years ago
"Mom's math homework tastes the best!"
"Oh yeah, I can see it! How did you get a piece of corn in your ear anyway?"
"Uh, Darby? This looks like a high jump."
I hear treats.
"Zzzzzz"
"The new guy is the new pillow."
"Go away, we're eating."
"Now everyone do the Rat Dance!"
"So anyway, like I was saying..."
"Jazz hands!"
"Why can't you sleep in your own bed?"
"I will rise, but I refuse to shine."
Mmm. Green peppers, carrots, and granola. Life is so crunchy."
1 comment:
This is simply adorable. I love it!
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