Autumn Weather

D: You were so wiggly last night.
L: Well I was cold.
D: Mom made us new fleece snuggles for a reason.
L: The pocketed hammock is nice and I prefer the tent.
D: We can both share the tent but you need to stay on your own side.
L: But it's warmer with you.
D: Well, I don't like having your furry butt in my face.
L: *Linus smiles*
D: And why is it when I try to snuggle with you you bite me or push me away? I let you sleep on back like a pillow and I can't sleep on you?
L: First of all, you have cold feet and I don't like them under my belly. Second your fur is soft, mine is coarse. And I don't want you to mess up my fur.
D: Those aren't good reasons.
L: Well until you get bigger than me, that's just the way it is. I am the alpha and what I say goes.
D: Someday I'll be bigger.
L: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
D: I just said fine. You are the alpha and the older brother so ...
L: What I say goes.
D: What you say goes. But only until I beat you at wrestling.